The Colbert Report
Details
Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being bested by another turtle named Billy. He claims Billy is a male, and demands a re-race. (After explaining that one can tell the sex of a turtle by the concavity of its plastron, Stephen says that he checks the plastron on "all [his] dates, and if it's not concave, [he is] outta there."
- Genres: News, Comedy
- Language: English
Cast & Crew
- Cast:Stephen Colbert
- Creator: Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Ben Karlin
- Producer: Matt Lappin, Paul Dinello, Barry Julien, Rich Dahm, Emily Lazar, Tanya Michnevich, Allison Silverman, Tom Purcell
